The great “Pun“dits say….
• The person who invented the door knock ……… won the No-bell prize.
• I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat belt. ……… Then it clicked.
• Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. ……… Dirty Fellows.
• I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. ……… All I did was…. take a day off.
• To the guy who invented Zero: ……… Thanks for nothing!
• Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, ……… then it just becomes a soap opera.
• Want to hear a construction joke? ……… I’m working on it
• A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. ……… It marks the end of his sentence.
• I have a few theories about unemployed people. ……… But never mind; none of them work.
• 2 antennas met on a roof and got married. ……… The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible.
• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, ……… I could do it with my eyes closed.
• A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said ……… ‘No change yet‘.
• There was once a cross-eyed teacher ……… she just couldn’t control her pupils.
• I am selling my guitar, ……… no strings attached!!
• I usually take steps ……… to avoid elevators…..
Enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!
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