లైఫ్ లో ప్రతీదీ సీరియస్ గా తీసుకోనవసరం లేదు. ఇంగ్లిష్ నేర్చుకోవడాన్ని ఒక జీవన్మరణ సమస్యగా పరిగణించకండి. తొందర తొందర గా ఇంగ్లీష్ నేర్చుకోవాలన్న టెన్షన్ పెట్టుకోకండి. హాయిగా, ఆడుతూ, పాడుతూ, నవ్వుతూ కూడా ఇంగ్లిష్ నేర్చుకోవచ్చు. “ఇంగ్లిష్ త్రూ జోక్స్” – ఇది చాలా ఈజీ అండ్ ఫన్ని వే అఫ్ లెర్నింగ్ ఇంగ్లిష్. జోక్స్ చదువుతూ ఇంగ్లిష్ మాట్లాడ్డం నేర్చుకున్నవాళ్ళు చాలామంది ఉన్నారు. నమ్మకం కలగట్లేదా. అయితే, మీరే ట్రై చెయ్యండి. ఈ కింద ఉన్న జోక్స్ ని చదవండి.
జోక్స్ చదవడం మొదలు పెట్టేముందు కొన్ని సూచనలు;
- ఒక జోక్ ని మొదటిసారి చదవగానే అర్థం అయితే హాయిగా నవ్వుకోండి.
- మొదటి ప్రయత్నం లో అర్థం కాకపోతే, రెండవసారి, మూడవ సారి చదవండి.
- మూడు సార్లు చదివినా అర్థం కాకపోతే, ఆ జోక్ ని విడిచిపెట్టి ఇంకో జోక్ చదవడం స్టార్ట్ చెయ్యండి.
- అర్థం అయిన జోక్ ని కూడా రెండు, మూడు సార్లు చదవండి. జోక్ లోని ఇంగ్లీష్ ని, ఎక్స్ ప్రెషన్స్ ని జాగ్రత్తగా గమనించండి
- కళ్ళు మూసుకొని ఆ జోక్ ని మీకు మీరే చెప్పుకోండి.
- సాధ్యమైనంత వరకు, ఆ జోక్ లోని లాంగ్వేజ్ ని మార్చకండి. జోక్ లోని డైలాగ్స్ ని ఉన్నవి ఉన్నట్లుగా చెప్పడానికి ప్రయత్నిచండి.
- మీ వాయిస్ ని, ఫేస్ ఫీలింగ్స్ ని ఆ జోక్ కి సరిపోయే విధంగా మార్చి, ఈ జోక్ ని కొంచెం ఉత్సాహంతో, కొంచెం నాటకీయంగా, (డ్రామా చేస్తున్నట్టు), పంచ్ లైన్ లు ఉపయోగించి మీ ఫ్రెండ్స్ కు చెప్పడానికి ప్రయత్నిచండి. Of course, ఇంగ్లీష్ లో మాత్రమె!
- మొదట్లో మీ ఫ్రెండ్స్ మీ జోక్స్ కి నవ్వకపోతే నిరుత్సాహపడకండి. కీప్ ప్రాక్టిసింగ్. ‘ఇంగ్లిష్ థ్రూ జోక్స్’ యొక్క ఉపయోగం, మీ బాష లో మార్పు కొన్ని రోజుల్లోనే మీకు కన్పిస్తుంది. ఖచ్చితంగా కన్పిస్తుంది.
It hurts
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
The biggest lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten rupee note and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten rupee note to the teacher and left.
Worms
It was the first day of Biology for a group of Intermediate students. The professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class. He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm wriggled about in the water. Then he took another worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol. The worm immediately died.
The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of the demonstration was.
A boy raised his hand and said, “Sir, you’re showing us that if we drink alcohol, we won’t have worms.”
Good news and bad news
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
A Clever Boy
Teacher: “Raju, why are you late today?
Raju: ” Sorry sir, actually, when I was coming to school. I saw a man who lost a hundred rupee note.”
Teacher: “oh, really! That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?”
Raju: “No, sir. I was standing on the note. I waited till the man left”
Left or Right?
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number, daddy” replied the girl.
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn’t rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: It’s because your feet aren’t empty.
God and the man
A man visits God and says “God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
“God says “No, ask me anything at all.”
So the man says “God, you’ve been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?”
God replies “For me, a thousand years is only five minutes.”
The man then says “That’s interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million rupees?”
God replies “For me, a million rupees is only five rupees.”
The man says “Really? Well then God, could you lend me five rupees please?”
God looks at the man, smiles, and says “Of course my son. Just wait for five minutes!”
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 25 wonderful years together.
He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 25 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”
Let’s not talk about that at the table
A son and a father were eating at the table.
The son asked, “Dad, is it good to eat flies?”
Dad said, “Son, let’s not talk about that at the table.”
Later…Dad asked, what was it you wanted to say?”
“Oh, nothing! There was a fly in your soup, but it’s gone!”
A teacher asked a 1st class student where his homework was. He replied, “sir, It’s still in my pencil.”
The boy and his father
A curious child asked his father: “Daddy, why is your hair turning grey?”
The father tried to use this opportunity to teach his son a lesson. He said, “It is because of you, my dear. Every time you do some thing wrong and make me unhappy, one of hair turns grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Oh, Ok. Now I understand why grandpa’s hair is all grey”.
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
Next day he received a hundred responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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Girl to boy: ‘When we’re married I want to share all your troubles and worries.
Boy: ‘But I don’t have any troubles and worries.’
Girl: ‘I know, but we’re not married yet.
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A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A billionaire”
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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Chinna is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a girl who will be a good wife?”
Chinna replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve an idea, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Chinna answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Chinna replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I just want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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Wife to her husband:
“I told you I would be back in five minutes, then… why are you calling me every half an hour?”
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